Where does he come up with this stuff?!?

Bright and early on Friday morning I am going to the bathroom and of course Jackson is up so he comes upstairs and sits down in the bathroom, so I asked him to leave and he says No. So, again I ask him to leave and he says "Mom, we are a family. We have to stay together."

The Fake Pee

So, tonight Jackson was getting ready for bed and since my tiny tanks child needs to get every ounce of pee out of his body before bed we ALWAYS make sure to go to the bathroom before retiring for the night. And even though we do the same routine EVERY night, when I ask him if he went, he looks at me as if he's never done it before. So, I tell him to go to the bathroom and as I'm sitting in the office I hear him FAKE pee. He literally went into the bathroom, opened the toilet lid, made a peeing sound with his mouth, flushed the toilet and shut the lid. Unbelievable.